I’m celebrating Happy Fireworks Day!

I’ve got new neighbors that are probably about to hear, “Fire in the hole!” unironically for the first time. You can actually see the shockwave from my blackpowder signal cannon. Good chance the cops show up.

I usually use the cannon to vaporize 10oz of kerosene for a nice mushroom cloud of fire, but I’ll have to see how it goes.

I’m a pyro.

Y’all wear safety glasses if having bottle rocket fights or roman candle duels.