Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Airplanes reproduce like salmon where they spray their sperm in the air so that receptive female planes absorb it through their skin.
That’s what chemtrails are.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Also don’t forget how it all begins
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CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.