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OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 days agoIt’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Well naturally, that’s what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?