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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
My wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown.
Not me. There is no “tan” for me. It’s either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.