The other day for laughs in jira I looked at the suggested issues the AI came up with, and they looked like jargon laden nonsense but I could see a future where the upper management do nothing business idiots don’t care and just slop up a bunch of tasks and assign those out.

Everything has become an exercise in cosplaying and pantomiming the thing that’s supposed to actually happen, and AI is the thing that’ll really keep that train rolling. It’s a fucking weapons grade, automated potemkin village creator.