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highduc@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Reminds me of a joke I’m going to attempt to translate:
- Why do woodpeckers have beaks?
- So they don’t smash their heads against the tree.
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highduc@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Reminds me of a joke I’m going to attempt to translate:
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 day ago
That made me chuckle, thanks for posting it. Kinda reminds me of a joke-phrase in American English that goes “If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hopped.”
apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 day ago
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike