Comment on We're all strangers here, so let's be honest

• DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Either ill use my imagination or i wont jerk it

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  • 0Xero0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I did that way back in ninth grade or something, it was not effective

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• Infynis@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Probably a nice candlelit bath, and then sex with your mom. She’s always available

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  • 0Xero0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    bro, I know my porn addiction is severe but you really need your necrophilia in check

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Damn.

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• Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Watch a horror movie? Play a game? Or do anything else?

  I mean why would anyone want to suddenly watch porn when the power goes out

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  • 0Xero0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    because the power went out when I was beating my meat?

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    • DagonPie@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You have a point tbh

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    • Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Good point. I got mobile data but I’ll keep this in mind when i build a home media server someday.

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