Comment on We're all strangers here, so let's be honest

ILikeBasil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• 0Xero0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  what will you do if the power goes out and you don’t have internet connection?

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  • DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Either ill use my imagination or i wont jerk it

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    • 0Xero0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I did that way back in ninth grade or something, it was not effective

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  • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Probably a nice candlelit bath, and then sex with your mom. She’s always available

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    • 0Xero0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      bro, I know my porn addiction is severe but you really need your necrophilia in check

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      • cows_are_underrated@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Damn.

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  • Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Watch a horror movie? Play a game? Or do anything else?

    I mean why would anyone want to suddenly watch porn when the power goes out

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    • 0Xero0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      because the power went out when I was beating my meat?

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      • DagonPie@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You have a point tbh

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      • Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Good point. I got mobile data but I’ll keep this in mind when i build a home media server someday.

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