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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days agomaybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.
Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
and that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
The forking is the best part.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?