But she caught me pissin' on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me pissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even pissed in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the wetpatches on my pants (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the streams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over