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Comment on The grass is happy to see you
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 23 hours ago
Of course this gets a lot more grim when you realise the grass had to be sliced to put under the microscope.
So they sliced a smiling organism and captured the expression at the moment of death.
I know I’m supposed to be strong, but I’m shedding tears. 😢
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 22 hours ago
Grass, famously, does not die when it’s cut. In fact to some degree, grass benefits from being grazed on, as grazers in a meadow will eat everything - leaving grass that is ready to grow back quickly, and severely harmed weeds and shrubs that will either die or be significantly set back while the grass quickly overshadows it.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 22 hours ago
True, the plant as a whole doesn’t die.
But this particular slice of grass on the microscope slide?
Dead.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I suppose, but only about as dead as a shoved off arm, I think?
ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
And that severed arm is giving you the thumbs-up gesture.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 20 hours ago
Ooh, don’t make me link to That One CGP Grey/Kurtzgesagt Thing. Well I might as well do it. Existential Crisis One! Existential Crisis Two!