Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.
ckmnstr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”