Oddly enough, so is horse dick!

Now, anyways.

It wasn’t always the case. It took a porn star dying after porn makers in the 2000s forced a horse to rape a woman (yes, I typed that right), and film it. The practice had been going on since the 70s, but now a woman died. So lawmakers got together and said “Ya know what? No more sleeping with horses. I don’t think anyone will argue that proposed law, and I can use it on the campaign trail next election!”

And so it was. No more horse fucking porn.

And I guess the meat is also illegal. I’m sure there’s a story there too.