Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson

Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?

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  • Doom@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You’re just mad you’d never have 5 lovers

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t got a woman like her.

    You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.

    All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.

    All the Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.

    I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.

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    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      muffled “wooba wooba wooba wooba wooba” noises

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