Comment on No looky for you!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 day agoYour gnomes shouldn’t be dead, they’re technically immortal and a stint in the dishwasher is their ticket out of the salt mines. If you’ve got dead gnomes the last thing you want is to keep their bodies on the premises. If you leave them in the cartridge they can be revived when you exchange it for the new cartridge. If you put them in the ground they will find… other ways back to their realm, and they will remember what you did.
Also don’t ask me why the gnome salt mine slavery exists, I didn’t create it, I just benefit from it.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
I’ll guess then that they’ll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Your funeral, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
They better don’t disobey their lord and master, or I’ll pee over the shoebox that is their home again.