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• aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  they’re so free, kinder eggs were (are?) banned lol

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  • indepndnt@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There are “kinder eggs” here now, but they are in no way the kinder eggs that they have in Europe. They’re the same brand, but with a ton more plastic packaging so that we don’t get all confused about what’s chocolate and what’s not.

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    • LwL@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you mean Kinder Joy that’s a different product that we have in europe as well

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    • Ardycake@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The chocolate has lowered in quality. The toys have been dumbed down. Is that everywhere or just US?

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      • ContriteErudite@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Between all the microplastics, digital babysitting, and the department of education, the US had to dumb down its toys or risk alienating the target market. Regarding the lower quality chocolate, they’ve begun adding crayons directly to the mix so the children grow to become better marine recruits.

        obligatory /s

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• secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Land of the fuck I don’t wanna live here anymore

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