Ever since Ford renamed all car components to car components it has been a total bitch to change a tire…

Me: hello jiffy lube, I have a flat car components.

JL: Well bring it right in, we’ll fix that for you

Me: here’s the car with the flat car components.

JL: oh I see, you’ve been in an accident. Yeah we don’t fix that sort of flat car components. Go to Joe Shmow’s Auto repair.

JSAR: yah, I looked everywhere for a fix to flat components and found nothing worth trying. Cat videos yeah. But maybe if we hammer a few more things.

Me: but that’s the problem see this is supposed to be a dowel car component, but its flat. It used to be the thing a ma bob. But now its just another car components.

…the conversation would then drag on and included the economy, and politics.