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Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

I’d fight a gorilla, and win.

It would be a gun fight, from a distance, but a fight none-the-less, and I guarantee you, I know how to shoot better than a gorilla.

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ohshit604@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

I know how to shoot better than a gorilla.

Insert Planet of the Apes intro.

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Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I’ve seen a chimp with an AK.

I wouldn’t want to fight a gorilla with a PKM.

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- Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Pshhh, those idiots gave that chimp the ak and then stood right there making a scene of it, the chimp happened to decide to pull on the trigger and the gun started firing off randomly. None of them got shot either. That gorilla is fucked.
  
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  - Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Chimps chimp out, they’re chumps.
    
    Gorillas are more deliberate.
    
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