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vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.

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