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Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks agoTo be fair, the number of times entire villages, towns, cities, and even kingdoms were completely wiped off the map… I could see a vampire being forced to start over. A lot.
They can expect vampire hunters in their castle, but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Fantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.