Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What was that post I kept seeing about vampires? If you’ve been living for centuries and you’re still broke just walk into the sunlight.
Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What was that post I kept seeing about vampires? If you’ve been living for centuries and you’re still broke just walk into the sunlight.
Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
To be fair, the number of times entire villages, towns, cities, and even kingdoms were completely wiped off the map… I could see a vampire being forced to start over. A lot.
They can expect vampire hunters in their castle, but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Fantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.