Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that

• msage@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good news, everyone!

  Vampires don’t need heating!

  Or groceries.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’d also be very happy to allow visitors.

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  • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either

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    • msage@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That which is dead can no longer die

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• Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Vampires don’t need no warmth

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• TassieTosser@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?

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