Good news, everyone!
Vampires don’t need heating!
Or groceries.
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huppakee@lemm.ee 1 day agoBuy that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
Good news, everyone!
Vampires don’t need heating!
Or groceries.
They’d also be very happy to allow visitors.
I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
That which is dead can no longer die
Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
Vampires don’t need no warmth