I would be the reason the abandoned looking house in town is believed to be haunted. I would sustain myself on curious children and authority figures searching for said children.
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rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Imagine living for centuries and still not having any money saved up.
That absolutely would be me as a vampire.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bob, I’ve been asking for a raise for 175 years now, this is not cool.