It seems like every episode of Discovery must contain:

• A red alert
• A fistfight or space battle
• Egregious unnecessary special effects
• A tear-filled conversation, often at a very inappropriate time
• A character saying “When I was younger” to start a stupid overwrought reason why the current mission has personal meaning for them due to some deep trauma or insecurity
• Somebody saying how important it is to “connect” with others
• Some race against the clock that would not be needed if the characters would quit crying to each other and act like goddamn professionals
• Cringeworthy unprofessional levels of awkwardness

I’m speed-hatewatching my way through it, on season 5 right now and I can’t wait until this stupid shit is over.