You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible hot pink with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for head lights and I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour gettin’ one mile per gallon sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I’m done sucking down those greaseball burgers I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we’ve got the bomb, that’s why. Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won’t make a lick of difference because we’ve got the bombs, okay? John Wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen and as soon as we find a cure for cancer we’re gonna thaw out the Duke, and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by fifteen million times. That’s how pissed off the Duke’s gonna be. I’m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas and…
Arotrios@kbin.social 8 months ago
You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one 8 months ago
A perfect picture of all US prepotence mascarading as freedom advocacy.
restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Such an amazing speech. Only works coming from Dennis Leary.