It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.
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nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
Syd@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
grissino@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You mean like this?
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “oooooh fuck yea” so again they know What to expect
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
Username checks out.