Comment on Anon is lacking something metaphysical

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.

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  • yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.

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      • grissino@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You mean like this?

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  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “oooooh fuck yea” so again they know What to expect

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Username checks out.

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• Syd@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.

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