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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

It’s because the dental industry convinced us that teeth are “purely cosmetic”, and only exist to look pretty in your mouth whie smiling, and you’re responsible for it by buying expensive dental care products, some of which are either hard to get if you live far away from cities (dental floss mainly), or are ultra-minty because they needed to fool chain smokers of the twenties, and if you can’t have your breakfast before you brushing your teeth due to various factors, your breakfast tasting ass is just the “suffering” you have to do for beauty, and at worst some gymbro-brained person will tell you how breakfast was invented by cereal companies (I need breakfast for my meds, or else I’ll develop a stomach ulcer on the long run, sentencing me for eating unseasoned food).

I hope the dental company execs will get their limbs reclassified as something “purely cosmetic” the moment they lose their wealth, and if they either need to sewn back or replacement limbs will be available in the future, they only can get them on massively overinflated prices for their relative costs of treatment/manufacturing, and have to pay the doctor yet another fortune for photoshops of them shaking hands with people, flipping the bird while being angry, kicking the ball into the goalpost in a heated football (“soccer” in imperial units) match, etc.

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