Comment on how tf do you warm up plates?
doug@lemmy.today 1 week agoI appreciate your clarifying what shouldn’t be put in the oven given the context of the community we’re in.
Plus I may have, at some point in my life, put a plastic (electric) kettle on a burner when my parents asked me to put the kettle on.
…I should probably be dead by now.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
As a danger to yourself and others, you should put up a sign that says “Beware of Doug.”
doug@lemmy.today 1 week ago
I need to delete this thread in the event my spouse sees it and gets any ideas.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m texting them right now
doug@lemmy.today 1 week ago
unless you send the message alongside a Bitmoji they aren’t gonna read it…
…why am i helping you?