Stage 5: get a baby and stay up all night listening to the wailing
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Jay@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
As a father of a small child, I feel personally attacked by the last point.
nodimetotie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Comment on This is the way
Jay@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
As a father of a small child, I feel personally attacked by the last point.
Stage 5: get a baby and stay up all night listening to the wailing
Unaware7013@kbin.social 8 months ago
Same, but I also know it's my own fault because of revenge bedtime procrastination.
Jay@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
And it is our own fault because of unprotected sex with the aim of reproduction. Nonetheless.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Bro, there was so much unprotected sex with the aim of reproduction that I became physically and sexually burnt out by the time we achieved it. My wife and I didn’t have sex again until my daughter was like 10 months old, and it the frequency only began to normalize over the course of another year or so. I remember we were worried for a bit that it was a bad sign for our marriage or something, but then suddenly my daughter started sleeping through the night and my wife and I started banging again. Completely restored my sex drive. I’m certainly not fucking like I’m in my twenties anymore, but I’m relieved that unprotected sex with the aim of reproduction didn’t permanently kill my boner.
Jay@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I’m glad your boner is back, bro.
nodimetotie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You’re lucky, my sex life stopped when we got a kid, even though the conception was basically a one-shot
nodimetotie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Huh, is it how it’s called?