ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 days ago
But it snowed this winter! Once!
I’m a school bus driver and I have a coworker who is an avid climate-change denier. Here is an example of how stupid she is: she needed to borrow my bus for a run and I had it chocked. Since the chock was wedged solid under my front wheel, she decided she needed to use the crowbar to get it loose and tore the fuck out of it (and my front tire) in the process. It never occurred to her to start the bus and back up to free the chock.
She also 1) hates immigrants because they’re unvaccinated and “spread disease”, and 2) is anti-vax. I could never make this shit up in a million years. If you have children, consider that a lot of the people driving them to and from school are exactly this fucking stupid.
VerbFlow@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Trick her into giving you all her money. This seems like prime scam real estate. Get some olive oil, jack up the price, and tell her you’re selling “essential oils”. Or scare her by making her believe you’re God incarnate. Or kill her and take her wallet lmao
melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
yeah, no fucking mercy for chuds. exploit this bitch. find something kinda-luxury-kinda-functional but entirely made up, so she can always buy as much as she can afford, then just be her ‘cheap’ supplier. say you’ve got a good deal because you know a guy. then just… keep it up.