One of my best memories is going to my local Radio Shack because I needed something plus I had a crush on the girl who worked the counter.

While there, she took a call and answered like she was supposed to:

“Thanks for caling Radio Shack. You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers.”

After a brief pause for the other person speaking:

“Why is that a dangerous slogan, sir?”

Another pause:

“We never said it would be an answer you liked.”