Comment on Be alert. Don't let Santa trick you

subtext@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• cod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Santa keeps a naughty and nice list and only gives gifts to nice kids, and coal to naughty kids. The woman is asking him if he’s naughty in a sexual manner, he says yes, she reveals she’s in fact not a dominatrix or whatever and is Santa Claus instead trying to figure out if the man is naughty or nice

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  • subtext@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh no I got the comic, I just don’t know how to feel about stupid sexy Santa

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    • levzzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I say unzip first. And then figure out whether it was a good idea after.

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    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “That’s a challenging wank”

      Sean Lock on “8 out of 10 Cats” (skip to 3 minutes in)

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    • cod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know how to feel, you’re just afraid. Embrace it

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