Comment on Hey, do americans just want to take a break from normal politics for a bit and focus all our efforts solely on the wild boar problem?

Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• seathru@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I can kill wild pigs. They’re only level 1

  These aren’t. Most animals that you get to hunt in the US will run away if you take a shot and miss. Hogs just might decide to turn around and fucking disembowel you.

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ever play as a level 1 adventurer in a tabletop game?

    Getting gored by a pig is just how the game goes sometimes.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m not seeing anything said here that doesn’t differ from how wild hogs in video games work.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Just pick a warrior class that can wear mail/plate then.

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• sulgoth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Just make sure you pack a very good gun and are up a sturdy tree. Barring that get a spear with a pole as thick as your arm and a tip with a wide guard on it. The guard is important, because a boar will impale itself to get to you and there’s a good chance it will succeed before expiring.

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• Brkdncr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Considering any feral pig has a few kills under its belt and sleeps outside, it’s more likely that you’re level1 and it’s level 8 or 9.

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Side quest time. I mean we are getting closer to the final boss.

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  When? Where have you made this question? Any hunting, foraging and gathering activity can be translated as an RPG quest

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