What was the joke?!
Customer and I were talking about my busted rib and how miserable it is to cough or laugh. He laid this one on me (the timing is crucial) and put me in pain:
Know what they call the white stuff in chicken shit?
Chicken shit.
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Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 week ago
Stream of consciousness, I once busted out a corvid joke during COVID in a company meeting when a dude was complaining about crows calling in the background… it fell flat AF.
What was the joke?!
Customer and I were talking about my busted rib and how miserable it is to cough or laugh. He laid this one on me (the timing is crucial) and put me in pain:
Know what they call the white stuff in chicken shit?
Chicken shit.
God, I don’t remember exactly but something like, “you’d better quarantine yourself, sounds like you’ve got corvid.”
Kabaka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Too bad. You’d think humor like that would have wings.