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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Plant potatoes. Charge rich families to come out and harvest potatoes as a “total farm experience”. Sell them as a “rustic handgrown” crop.
Take the profit and buy a shit ton of meth and smoke until your heart explodes. Die with a smile as you escape late stage capitalism ✨️
Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 week ago
This is also what I suggested (not exactly but about the same concept). Biggest problem might be, that its maybe a bit far off from the next city.
ThrawnSolo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And they would totally dig that shit up and call it an experience too. Do it.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Unfortunately though I think OP being an hour from an airport is gonna preclude tourists from being a financial factor in the area.
There was so much meth to be had.
Stepskippin@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Good marketing can sort that out. You call the experience “authentic” and hire some attractive actors to do a couple photo shoots. Maybe add a shuttle and a little café like touristy vineyards do. And if you’re really good you can figure out a way to get the tourists to make meth for you. Say they have to bring certain ingredients with them, in addition to the crazy expensive entry fee.