Narrator: "And just like a crying baby taking it’s first few breaths, and gasping for air, so to is another born into this world…our world.

Welcome to the fediverse. The next few weeks are going to be confusing as shit…but then you’ll love it. Ask all the questions you want. You now have a girlfriend. Her name is Nicole, and she’s the fediverse chick! She just wants to steal all your data!