I got dragged to a shooting club once and based off that beginners luck might not be bad as a sniper.
Zombies are terrifying though. It depends if my nerve holds
Comment on Discussion Thread: Sunday, 16 March 2025
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 1 day agoI will bring my expertise in rootin’ tootin’ & shootin’. If all else fails, will serve up massive quantities of crumbed brains fricasee. Which should weigh them down long enough to dispatch them humanely. Zombies can’t survive that.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I am actually quite a good shot. With both rifle and pistol. My dad reckoned this was an essential survival skill so all of us kids got thorough training starting at about 9 years old. Said training also included a LOT of training on when NOT to shoot as well as the how of it all. My late bloke had an impressive gun collection, which I maintained. Got rid of most of it during one of the amnesties but kept the good stuff (properly kept in a safe and properly registered). Bring on dem zombies - they ain’t got no chance against me. Helped along by the fact that I discovered in my late 30s that I actually have very very good reflexes - top 3% of the population. I coulda been a jet fighter pilot had that come my way when I was younger. Still, that’s in the family DNA so maybe I can recruit some of my near kin to help out with the zombies.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
My brother and dad had guns for hunting and I was once or twice allowed to shoot a shotgun into the ground. I assisted by scraping a few rabbit hides for curing. But that’s the extent of my experience.
When I went to the range accompanying a friend I used the bench mounted precision guns with tiny bores. I took a long time aiming which is how I got good results. (Farsighted.)
I don’t have any experience in loading, breaking the gun open, cleaning, or maintenance. Any ‘masculine’ skills I just wasn’t taught and had to try and pick up myself later in life.
I do have some very limited experience with metalwork so could potentially smelt down soft scrap metal for pellets like birdshot, but wouldn’t know how to recast bullets or pack them with powder.
I also don’t know how I’d handle shooting under pressure, or manage the weight or recoil. Bigger guns kick back.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
you will find all you need to know in dead tree books in libraries
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Well we could use some rootin and shootin so that’s ok.