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• Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I usually just say Hi, and that’s enough to get a convo going, and before I know it I’m deep into into their background.

  My knowledge of Sri Lankan politics is higher than it should be

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  • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    On the flip side: I have my sad tragic backstory down to a science. I can blow through it in like 3 sentences because I get asked so often about how much I make, how long I’ve been ubering, my marital status and my 4 different majors in college (I live near a college town, so this comes up often once they discover I’m an alum).

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve been wondering about that. My last guy sold me some cinderella story about how he worked for no pay to renovate an old drug den into a house, but one day he found money under the floorboards, and used it to buy a hotel in his home country, delivering the final moral; life is worth living, chance may smile upon you.

      Really decent, super friendly guy, but I didn’t believe his story at all because he was excellent with the pacing, vocal inflection, side themes to tie it all together, and the satisfying conclusion coincided exactly at the point I needed to leave the car. It was a fantastic story, and I hope it’s true, but damn did he have that story down to a science. He could write for Disney.

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      • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah I’d be suspicious of that too.

        I mostly just give a brief rundown of where I’m from, my majors in college, that I met my wife in college, and a blurb about my pets and kids. Oh and usually something vague about my job as well.

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