put it in a blender, and then put the resultant powder in a pepper shaker that’s about 1/4 full. Use it normally to heavily until fully consumed in order to have maximal sd/poop dispersion.
Congratulations, you have invented a new spice, made of mostly microplastics and a dash of metals, a few of which can bioaccumulate and cause organ / nervous system disruption.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
… I …uh…
I dunno how you’d be able to actually accomplish that.
You could poo in multiple places over the course of a few days… but chances are the actual remnants of the sd card would come out in the same poo.
bastion@feddit.nl 2 days ago
ok, here:
put it in a blender, and then put the resultant powder in a pepper shaker that’s about 1/4 full. Use it normally to heavily until fully consumed in order to have maximal sd/poop dispersion.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Damnit.
Yeah, ok, that would work.
Congratulations, you have invented a new spice, made of mostly microplastics and a dash of metals, a few of which can bioaccumulate and cause organ / nervous system disruption.