Comment on Almost made it

belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The clock strikes five I start to laugh I’m taking a shit On time and a half

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• circledot@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  German:

  Sollte auch der Darm zerreißen, nur nicht in der Pause scheißen.

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  • belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mein allerliebstes Klo

    Steht im Büro

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  • dangrousperson@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Translation: Even if your bowels are ripping, never go break shitting.

    I tried to keep the rhyme, even if the English translation isn’t grammaticaly correct.

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    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Maybe “even if your bowels are ripping, never in the break go shitting”?

      It’s still a bit clunky, but the meter works and the grammar is technically correct I think, even if an inversion is unconventional

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