Because people are assholes. I say that in public I’m surrounded by assholes at all times. Then they want to act like I’M the common theme here.

No. I don’t listen to my phone without headphones in public. Assholes do.

I don’t IMMEDIATELY stop at the end of an escalator and just stand there. Assholes do.

I don’t try to immediately get on the train as the doors open before people can get off. Assholes do.

I’m not a smoker at all, but if I were I wouldn’t just start smoking in public places where crowds need to form, like bus stops, or lines, or even worse, indoors. Assholes do this.

I don’t masturbate on the bus next to kids. Assholes do.

I don’t pee in the stands of a crowd at a sporting event. Assholes do.

I don’t go into public places and start shooting people with guns. Assholes do.

I don’t take an entire family to the mall so we can all walk around the food court, grab all the free samples, but instead of them eating it, I get like 30 free samples, and thus a free meal. Assholes do.