Comment on While shitposting at work as well
Atlusb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Look man, I could be your boss. You should be taking breaks to refresh as it helps you work better. Taking a load off can be a useful chance to refresh. So yes I will pay you to go to the loo during work hours.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aight boss, heading out for my hourly wank
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
“You know that employee is definitely going for a wank, right?”
“Yup.”
“So why don’t you discipline them?”
“They do their best work freshly wanked, plus do you want to have that conversation?”
“Uhh…”
“Just make sure IT knows not to touch their keyboard and there’s no problem.”