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Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.

Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.

But he does also have tits like someone who’s flip flopping on HRT

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brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Found the head roll video (mirrored - recording of a TV)

That’s a side effect? (four seconds of web searching was inconclusive)

his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled

404 on that - even braved the president’s single-letter social media site for you good people, couldn’t find

Oligarchical highlights nonetheless:

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- SoftTeeth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  I noticed the gums when it was showing him next to barron after trump said drill baby drill
  
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  You can see his gums are inflamed and bleeding a bit. It’s hard to capture in a pic but you can see his gums are fucked in that clip
  
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TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
he got those gynecomastia tits

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- dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Wants to be Tyler Durden, ends up Robert Paulsen.
  
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  - gloriousspearfish@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    His name was Robert Paulson.
    
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