I was undergoing a medical procedure and passed out and vomited all over myself

I asked the staff to call my wife so they went to the waiting room yelling her name and she just ignored them asi.ing it was another patient. Then I gave them her phone number and they tried calling her but she didn’t recognize the number so ignored the calls.

The nurse did not believe that my wife was there, she thought I was totally out of it and was trying not to look worried.

Later my wife thought it was the funniest thing.