I got a ticket, in my canoe, for not having my registration paper. The registration number and expiration tag are on the side of the fucking boat. I think the cop was annoyed that I had my license for having a trolling motor on hand, had to nail me somehow.

Think on that, we have to keep two pieces of paper available on a canoe. Had to print them on waterproof paper.

I would have known it was required if the water pig had asked for it when she pulled me over last year.

America’s uptight about “papers please, comrade”.