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superkret@feddit.org 1 week ago
“Easy, just go down to the park where they have the pumpkin festival in summer, then turn right. At the greengrocer’s, well, where it used to be, I think they built something else there now? Anyway, cross the street there, and right before you reach Maggie’s yard, say hello to her, will you? you’ll have to go down to that other place, I forgot the name but they have the best chocolate cake you’ve ever tasted…”
(My grandma giving directions)
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 week ago
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What’s really fun is asking someone like that directions in an emergency. You’ll get the same winding explanation, but in triplicate, all at once, since the fastest route is one of those depending on a half-dozen seemingly unrelated factors.