What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: đ¨â𦯠Sunday, 12 January, 2025
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I need to stay awake for at least another hour. Going back to work tomorrow is a terrible, terrible idea, but Iâm great at those.
Whoâs got some great dad jokes for me??
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
A young moth was going out into the world for the first time. When he came back, his dad asked him how it was.
âIt went really well, dadâ, said the young moth. âEveryone was clapping for me everywhere I wentâ.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
SO good, thank you!
calhoon2005@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Reminds me of another moth joke âŚ
A moth goes into a podiatristâs office, and the podiatristâs office says, âWhat seems to be the problem, moth?â
The moth says âWhatâs the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I donât even know what Iâm doing anymore. I donât even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I donât know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there⌠at night IâŚI sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed thatâs on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I donât know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in theâŚin the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch⌠I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I⌠that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasnât such a coward, then perhapsâŚperhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for allâŚDoc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though Iâm a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. Iâm not feeling good. And so the doctor says, âMoth, man, youâre troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?â
And the moth says, ââCause the light was on
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I love it!!!
StudChud@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
What's another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I donât have a dad joke but this made me laugh
www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/iUH7ue7qOp
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
That actually made me laugh out loud and feel it on a personal level, I love it.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I shared this one here the other day. I think itâs my favourite of all time.
www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/1w1IsMO46d
StudChud@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
The screams slay me every time đđ