Press the feed button on the receipt printer to eject blank paper, pocket their receipt. Call management over saying dudes trying to return something he bought last week, but the receipt printer musta fucked up cause it’s blank. Managers gonna hem and haw, pull em aside and say “cmon it’s just a sad old man prolly didn’t even notice he got a blank receipt”
Do they not teach cons anymore??
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nah just play it straight-faced and be smart. Lay your groundwork, cover your tracks, and do your follow-ups. I scammed employers (the big ones) out of tens of thousands over the years using whatever leeway afforded to me to reward the nice customers.
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Kids these days ain’t even learning how to steal and con right it’s fucked up
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I can’t believe there are people out there just doing their job straight, while the excess value of their labour just goes into the pockets of some investor whose biggest contribution to society is, like, a blog from 2018 on the best altitude to take a power nap.
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I think one should leave high school with the bare minimum of social skills required to manipulate a manager to give a old fuck free shit from a ma-hoo-sive company.
Old people have like zero money and rapidly declining health they can’t afford to address. Yeah, they’re easily manipulated by nonsense “news” and shit, but, like, they’re people, help em steal $50 of cheap appliances
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You had nice customers?
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Occasionally. My retail experience was brief. I’m speaking mostly from experience on the phones. For some reason I was given more discretionary power there than in person