A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don’t see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don’t exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties).
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toynbee@lemmy.world 23 hours agoThat sounds like something a velociraptor would say. Sus.
As an aside, my Gboard absolutely 100% did not want me to type “velociraptor.” Is Google promoting revisionist prehistory?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I’m not sure they’d understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory …
I’ll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you.
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid’s encyclopedia and I couldn’t remember how they’re called.
toynbee@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Happy to be of service!