You don’t have to encourage me, I’m already doing it
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puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
i did that all the time at my first job (Wendy’s), until I learned that a single extra nugget actually really really hurts how much money the managers come home with. a devastating amount, truly.
well, they acted like it. 🙄
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Then you started adding two nuggets, right?
toynbee@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
That sounds like something a velociraptor would say. Sus.
As an aside, my Gboard absolutely 100% did not want me to type “velociraptor.” Is Google promoting revisionist prehistory?
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid’s encyclopedia and I couldn’t remember how they’re called.
toynbee@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Happy to be of service!
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don’t see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don’t exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties).
toynbee@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I’m not sure they’d understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory …
I’ll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you.